Heavy Brass

I know. I’ve heard ALL the jokes and pickup lines about “what a big horn you have.” Here’s one maybe you haven’t heard: many tubas are in fact “compensating brass instruments.” When you’re done chuckling, you can google that to see what it actually means.

A couple awesome photos taken by the amazing Ron Amato in NYC, featuring a couple of the tubas I play…

Ron’s an awesome photographer, one with whom I’m delighted to have started what I hope might be a continuing body of work. Watch this space!

  1. Jan says:

    Truly beautiful pictures.

  2. Gordon says:

    Dirk, Nice photos but in one way they make me smile. You do the ‘serious’ look well but fail to convince trying to have the ‘evil’ look. You are just to kind, considerate and caring which are along with your wonderful physique is what what I love.
    Please be well,
    Gordon
    Victoria, BC

  3. Lyne says:

    I went to see the photographer’s website and I must admit, he his freakin’ awesome. Your pics are dawn sexy! Hope you will post them, with a little story behind SPEACHLESS! Big hugs!

  4. Tom Bosway says:

    “Cool” – but you haven’t given up the Piano have you?
    With Love, Tom.

  5. Liz says:

    These photos are fantastic! I particularly like the look with the steel (?) grey tuba – it gives the images a fun steampunk quality.

    Does metal the instrument is made of have an impact on the sound produced?

    • Dirk says:

      The metal can have some tiny effect. It would be more if the instrument were actually made of the different metal, but most “silver” tubas are still brass at their core and are plated silver. The shape and size of the instrument has much more effect on the sound.

      • Liz says:

        It’s silver plated brass? Oy! I really had that wrong. I’m always learning interesting new things from you and Jesse. Thanks for the reply.

      • Jeff says:

        ” The shape and size of the instrument has much more effect on the sound.”….. Oh Dirk,,, sorry what are we talking about. LOL btw love you and Jesse, one day perhaps it would be great to meet the two of you,,, and being in Niagara Falls recently,,, we could have waved from Canada if we could. xoxoxo

  6. Lindsayb says:

    Those photos are incredible!

  7. Greg says:

    Love all the photo’s I have seen of you (and Jesse). The both of you are extremely photogenic. Keep them cumming.

  8. Karen says:

    Dirk,have you ever thought of playing a horny piano/tuba home teacher?

    Have sex with your cute student and students’ hot dad…
    OMG ,it turns me on even when i just think of it ….

  9. Bruce Kerney says:

    I love the photos! They are done in incredibly gpod taste! Brilliant photographer! Also sorry to hear about your grumpy coffee moment! Big kisses have a better day babe.
    Bruce

  10. Jorge Rubio says:

    Great pìcs for a great musician! Though I know you through porn, (thank god cause you are also sooooo beautiful) the pieces Jesse shares in soundcloud are great, and well, this pictures are just amazing… no more to say!

  11. Bruce Kerney says:

    Hey Dirk Looking at these great photos again! I feel that they almost have a Steam Punk feel to the Hot guy and Heavy metal! Just wanted to let you know man truly Great Photos!

    Best,
    Bruce

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  14. Tristan says:

    I always had you down as a violinist love to see you play the Octobass. I was going to say Flute but you would end up using that as a toy lol. I have a friend who can play any instrument she uses a guitar as a violin. Btw you look like her dad he just has a British accent could be your twin?

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  20. Robert Wilmot says:

    Nice pics. I didn’t play tube I played piano and flute but carrying those things off the truck for marching band was horrible.

  21. Joseph L. says:

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  23. Jeremy says:

    I realize this is some serious necromancy — commenting on a post from nearly a year ago — but as a tuba player since I was in high school (class of 91! Yay old!), I have to say that I think you’re about the only person who could make a tuba look sexy. I love the fact that you’re not just a porn star, and that you’re so incredibly well-rounded. Thank you for being awesome and for showing the world that porn stars are real people and not just all about the sexytimes.

  24. Michael Austin says:

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